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The Venerable Viking

Nevermore Box

Nevermore Box

Regular price $28.00 USD
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This boxย tells the story of a sadย dude who is visited by an annoyingย black birdย that irritatingly saysย a single word over and over ad infinitum. ย This poor chub isย grieving over the loss of his gal, Lenore,ย and here is this friggin creepy birdย sitting there repeatingย the word โ€œnevermoreโ€. Like โ€œyou ainโ€™t gonna see your girl nevermoreโ€ or โ€œnevermore dates for you ever again.โ€ or โ€œyouโ€™re gonna nevermore be sadder than you are right now.โ€ Suck it up man! Somebody probably just spray painted a parrot!

This expertly crafted dark wood box measures 6 inches by 4-1/2 inches by 1 inch (approximate). It features a hauntingly detailed engraving of the famous wordsmith Edgar Allen Poe and two of his infamous birdsโ€”as if one wasnโ€™t horrific enough!

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